Monkey for a pet? (poem)

A monkey wouldn't make a good pet.
You have to pay extra to go to the vet.
They get food and make weird sounds.
If you see a monkey a mess is bound.
When made mad they have loud fits.
They'll cup their hands and take a...poo
If you don't believe me buy one and we'll make a bet.
A monkey wouldn't make a good pet.

The Youngest Person I Know

The youngest person I know is my baby cousin Kendall.  He is 2 years old and is the son of my aunty Trisha.  He likes to fight with people even when they aren't doing anything to him.  Kendall is a very spoiled little kid.  He has his own room while his older brother Kaelen, who is 11, has to sleep on the couch.  He has a 45" flat screen plasma television on his tv stand with baby blue paint on his walls.  He is always smiling except for when he's crying.  Although spoiled, Kendall is my favorite baby cousin.

Oldest Person I Know

The oldest person I know is my great grandmother on my mothers' side.  Her name is Haidiand she is 89 years old.  She is Belizean and she is 5'2".  She likes to cook food for everyone when people come to her house.  Her specialties are both desserts, milk cake and fruit tarts.  Both of these desserts are sweet just like her.

Wonderful Painter

If I was a marvelous painter, I would paint the solar system on my walls.  First, I would paint the background a dark blue color.  Green dots would be seen everywhere on the wall and they would represent the stars in the distance.  On my center wall, I would paint the sun orange and yellow.  It would be near the bottom of the wall to show that that's where the sun is at night, at the other side of the planet.  The moon would be near the top of the wall and it would be white with grey crators in it.  On my right wall, Mercury, Venus, and Mars would be painted in green, grey, and red colors.  Near the middle of my right wall Jupiter and Saturn would be painted in brown and yellow colors.  On my left wall Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto would be painted blue, brown, and white.  On my cieling the Milky Way Galaxy spiral would be painted with a black hole in the center.  The paint that I used is able to glow in the dark.

The Bat Who Couldn't Fly

His name was Bat.  He lived in a cave with all of his family and friends.  He was always walkiing on the ceiling of the cave and he never came down.  Everyone thought that he could fly because no one saw him get to the ceiling, which is 1,000 meters high.  His friends wanted to see him fly because he was rumored to have been the fastest bat alive so they put bat oil on the ceiling around him when he was sleeping so that he would fall and would have to fly.  When Bat woke up he started walking around and slipped off of the 1000 meter high ceiling.  As he was plummiting down to the ground his friends waited in anticipation. Later that day he was known as The Bat Who Couldn't Fly.

Lunch

If I could have lunch with a famous person it would be BJ Penn.  Penn is a famous Brazilian Jui Jitsu fighter for the UFC.  He is one of my favorite fighters and I would ask him questions about new BJJ submissions and how he prepares before each fight.  I would ask him how he made it to the UFC because I want to be a fighter as well. 

Siblings

I have two brothers named Jermaine and Trevion.  Jermain is 20 years old and he has a hot temper.  He likes to play sports like basketball and football and is very intelligent.  Although he doesn't always do the right thing, he has a good heart and is a great big brother.  Trevion is my little brother and is 4 years old.  He is very hyper and loves to play sports and video games.  The only thing he eats is peanut-butter fingers.  Peanut-butter fingers is a modified peanut-butter and jelly sandwich but the ends are cut off, and it is cut in thirds so that it looks like chicken fingers.  Both of my brothers are fun and both of my brothers are very nice.