omniscient

  The guy that came from Japan went into a bar
and ordered a bud light beer.  He drank it  incredibly
fast.  He had with him a silver suitcase and an electronic
device that looked like a cell phone.  It allowed him to project
images from his phone into the air so that He wouldnt have to
constantly look at his phone to check something.  The device
was silver and black on the outside and was able to slide up
and down.  He left his phone on the counter when the bartender
walked over to fill up his cup.  I noticed he left his phone and
decided to bring it to him.  I followed him outside and tryed
to hand him the phone.  He said Nortyuu sai gotyy Hai!.  The
phone sent a projection of what he said and it translated it in english. 
I realized he said This phone is for you and your the only one that
can use it.  I looked at the phone and it had all of my information
on it.  When I looked up he was gone, and I stood there with a
hi tech phone.  I then gained all the knowkedge in the universe, and I
became omniscient.