Monkey for a pet? (poem)

A monkey wouldn't make a good pet.
You have to pay extra to go to the vet.
They get food and make weird sounds.
If you see a monkey a mess is bound.
When made mad they have loud fits.
They'll cup their hands and take a...poo
If you don't believe me buy one and we'll make a bet.
A monkey wouldn't make a good pet.

The Youngest Person I Know

The youngest person I know is my baby cousin Kendall.  He is 2 years old and is the son of my aunty Trisha.  He likes to fight with people even when they aren't doing anything to him.  Kendall is a very spoiled little kid.  He has his own room while his older brother Kaelen, who is 11, has to sleep on the couch.  He has a 45" flat screen plasma television on his tv stand with baby blue paint on his walls.  He is always smiling except for when he's crying.  Although spoiled, Kendall is my favorite baby cousin.

Oldest Person I Know

The oldest person I know is my great grandmother on my mothers' side.  Her name is Haidiand she is 89 years old.  She is Belizean and she is 5'2".  She likes to cook food for everyone when people come to her house.  Her specialties are both desserts, milk cake and fruit tarts.  Both of these desserts are sweet just like her.

Wonderful Painter

If I was a marvelous painter, I would paint the solar system on my walls.  First, I would paint the background a dark blue color.  Green dots would be seen everywhere on the wall and they would represent the stars in the distance.  On my center wall, I would paint the sun orange and yellow.  It would be near the bottom of the wall to show that that's where the sun is at night, at the other side of the planet.  The moon would be near the top of the wall and it would be white with grey crators in it.  On my right wall, Mercury, Venus, and Mars would be painted in green, grey, and red colors.  Near the middle of my right wall Jupiter and Saturn would be painted in brown and yellow colors.  On my left wall Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto would be painted blue, brown, and white.  On my cieling the Milky Way Galaxy spiral would be painted with a black hole in the center.  The paint that I used is able to glow in the dark.

The Bat Who Couldn't Fly

His name was Bat.  He lived in a cave with all of his family and friends.  He was always walkiing on the ceiling of the cave and he never came down.  Everyone thought that he could fly because no one saw him get to the ceiling, which is 1,000 meters high.  His friends wanted to see him fly because he was rumored to have been the fastest bat alive so they put bat oil on the ceiling around him when he was sleeping so that he would fall and would have to fly.  When Bat woke up he started walking around and slipped off of the 1000 meter high ceiling.  As he was plummiting down to the ground his friends waited in anticipation. Later that day he was known as The Bat Who Couldn't Fly.

Lunch

If I could have lunch with a famous person it would be BJ Penn.  Penn is a famous Brazilian Jui Jitsu fighter for the UFC.  He is one of my favorite fighters and I would ask him questions about new BJJ submissions and how he prepares before each fight.  I would ask him how he made it to the UFC because I want to be a fighter as well. 

Siblings

I have two brothers named Jermaine and Trevion.  Jermain is 20 years old and he has a hot temper.  He likes to play sports like basketball and football and is very intelligent.  Although he doesn't always do the right thing, he has a good heart and is a great big brother.  Trevion is my little brother and is 4 years old.  He is very hyper and loves to play sports and video games.  The only thing he eats is peanut-butter fingers.  Peanut-butter fingers is a modified peanut-butter and jelly sandwich but the ends are cut off, and it is cut in thirds so that it looks like chicken fingers.  Both of my brothers are fun and both of my brothers are very nice.

Phoenix

If I could have any animal for a pet, it would be a phoenix.  It would be 50 ft long and 100 ft wide if it spreads his wings.  It would have a yellow beak, with blue and red feathers made of  a fire that never goes out.  It wouldn't eat anything and it lives in the sky.  If I call out its name it comes and finds me no matter where I am in the world.  When it dies it is reborn again in its ashes.

My Journey as a Pirate

The name of my ship is called Highwind.  I sail to different worlds looking for the ultimate treasure, the Keyblade.  The Keyblade has the ablity to unlock and treasure chest, lock any treasure so that no one can steal it, and show the location of any treasure.  I stumbled across a map of XIII when I was at Soul's End Island, it shows the location of the almightly Keyblade.  As I arrive at XIII I anchor the Highwind so that it does not drift away.  I take out my map and begin my search for the Keyblade.  I see a giant treasure chest with a sign on it, "DO NOT OPEN!!!", I decide to try and open it but I can't.  I figure only the keyblade can open it so I continue my search for the mystical prize.  I find the Keyblade and take it back to the giant treasure chest.  I point the keyblade at the treasure and a beam of light shoots out of the blad and into the lock of the chest, I hear an unlocking noise, then the chest opens.  I am teleported inside the chest which seems to be as big as a planet while inside.  I see other people who tell me that if you open the chest you, are doomed to spend an eternity in here.  They also say that only the Keyblade can unlock the chest, but once you do it takes you here and if you let it go you will be lost in here forever.  I tell them that I did let it go and they begin to go away.  They then see a beam of light shoot into the sky and realize that I must've lied to them, they try to find me but I am already gone.  As I stand by the giant treasure chest with my Keyblade, I realize that those people must have been seekers of the Keyblade like me.  I go back to the Highwind and the Keyblade reveals to me the location of the fabled Hidden Crest.  I stand in shock, I thought it was just a myth, I sail South in search for the Hidden Crest.

Deepest Fear

My deepest fear is that one day I won't wake up.  I love living more than I nlove most things.  When I'm awake I'm happy.  When the day comes when I don't wake up I hope I'm in heaven.

My Restaurant

If I opened my own restaurant it would be called A Restaurant.  It would be beige on the outside with a red roof.  The inside would have dark oak tables with beige chairs and booths.  My friends and I would work there.  I'd be the head chef in the kitchen while my friends are waitors.  We would serve everything from chips to panines. Our specialty would be ratatouille.

Dinosaur

If I woke up and saw a dinosaur in my backyard I would catch it.  I would put it in a cage and tame it, it would learn to fly me to where I want to go so I dont have to catch the bus tro go places.  I would see the clouds around me as I soar through the air while looking down onto the Earth.  And I'll be the only person that has a dinosaur. 

The Meal

If I could cook any meal for my family it would be chili cheese dogs.  I would make chili cheese dogs because everyone likes them and you really can't complan about them.  First, I would fill a pot up with water and place it on the stove.  Then, I would put the hotdogs in it until the water starts boiling for five minutes.  After that I'd pour the water out and put the chili in the pot and let it heat up for about five minutes.  Then I'd put the hot dogs on a bun, pour chili on it, put shredded cheese on it, and serve to my family.

When I Was Brave

One time when I was brave was when I was getting on my first rollercoaster at age 9.  I was at Knott's Berry Farm with my family and everyone was getting on rollercoasters except for me.  I just kept playing the games where you win prizes because they were easy.  When we were walking toward the line for the Dragon Ship ride, my brother convinced me to get on it.  When it was my turn to get on the ride, I was really nervous, but I still got in the seat and locked the bar in.  Two minutes later I walked off the ride feeling brave. 

Hundred Dollars

If I had a hundred dollars but I couln't keep it, I would give it to my brother.  He's about to have a baby boy and I would give him the hundred dollars so he can have some extra money to spend it on things for his unborn son.

Do you remember?

Do you remember elementary school?
We used to have show and tell everyweek.
Kids went to the nurse because they had a "tummy ache".
We had desk that were big enough for two.
There was "naptime" everyday and we slept on green hammicks.
We learned famous nursery rhymes.
Do you remember when we had to walk in a straight line?
We had prizes for being good in class like pencils.
We played handball and tetherball during lunch.
Everyone got along great with each other.
Do you remember elementary school?

The House We Lived In

The house we lived in was average.  It was a light brown color on the outside and on the inside the walls were white.  The carpet was light brown and the furniture was white with red trimmings.  It had eight windows, a bathroom, a kitchen, a dining room, three closets, and a living room.  My dad's room was down the hall on the left.  It had a queen sized bed next to the wall.  Under his flat screen tv was his dresser, and next to his dresser was his computer.  In my room my dresser was also under my tv, across from that was my bed.  My desk and computer was under my bed.  My desk was always messy, it had my school supplies, my laptop, and my books on it.  Just outside my window were trees and bushes that brushed up against our average house.

I Wake Up

When I awoke I heard the sound of my phone buzzing by my ear.  I reach for the phone, my eyes still closed, and turn off the alarm clock.  I open my eyes and climb down the ladder that connects my bed to the floor and walk to the bathroom.  I brush my teeth while trying to stay awake.  I finish brushing my teeth and I walk to my room and put my clothes on.  I apply baby oil to my arms and legs and brush my hair.  I grab my backpack and walk out the door.

Thoughts and musings: In This Dream

Thoughts and musings: In This Dream: "In this dream I was a worker for a radioactive goo company. I was walking in the radioactive goo room and I saw a fellow worker named John...."

In This Dream

In this dream I was a worker for a radioactive goo company.  I was walking in the radioactive goo room and I saw a fellow worker named John.  He was dumping the goo into a pot when he slipped and fell into the giant pot of green goo and the goo got on me from the splash.  I went to go get the hazmat team for help and when the hazmat team emptied the pot, John was gone.  There were only green glowing footprints that led and stoppped at the exit.  I woke up the next day and had ice breath, super speed, super strength, heat vision, and I could fly.  I flew outside and there John was about to attack me.  I ran behind him and froze him with my ice breath, then I threw him into outerspace and became a hero.